was there a second of time i looked around?/did i sail through or drop my anchor down?

So yes, I stayed in bed till 3. OK, ok... I close tonight and open tomorrow morning. I felt justified in lazing about all day. Plus, I kept hoping for a continuation of my John Mayer dream. ahhh, yes. John. Cute? check. Tall? check. Funny? check. Talented? check. Good lips? check. Brown eyes? check. Gay? *sob*
In the dream I was doubling for The Chick In John's Video. See, they needed me because i was the only person androgynous enough who was able to swim up to the back of this boat and climb up into it- while it was still moving. And then of course, they switched to The Chick In John's Video, who got to make out with him because- y'know. HER body was a wonderland. Mine is more like an undeveloped swampland. Anyway, there was some John interaction underwater, but that's all I remember. Sadly, when I fell back asleep I dreamt that I was wanted for being an accessory to murder, knew that the cops were coming for me and had a stroke or something because the whole left side of my face froze, but I was too scared to tell Marion (my store manager) that I'd had a stroke & needed to go home, so instead made a page over the speaker system that sounded something like this: "Mllahhhgwwaah" to call someone ELSE to deal with the line of people going out the door so that I could go to the bathroom and cry.

I liked the John dream better.

and now It's 3:30 and I have to get ready to leave for work, which SUCKS because STATE OF PLAY showed up on the doorstep today and I'd much rather be watching it than asking people if they wanna spend $25 to save 10%!!

-rick
in the subject line: "Clarity" by John Mayer from HEAVIER THINGS