i'm writing to reach you/but i can never reach you

I got carded today.
While buying a lottery ticket.
You have to be 18.
I'm 31.
It was a good day.

Thoughts on what I'll do with my winnings. Move to England. Hang out in London for a bit. Find myself a Simon Pegg lookalike who also happens to be just like his character from Spaced. Listen to lots of Travis and Kylie. Watch brilliant British television. Use the word "brilliant" a lot more. And "pint", "pub" and "flat." Eventually send word to everyone in Miami that I hopped ship for the UK. Send postcards. Stalk Martin Freeman, Nick Hornby and Fran Healy. Become friends with Jessica Stevenson ("brilliant"), Jennifer Saunders and Gwyneth Paltrow (try not to steal Chris Martin away). Yeah, I've done enough damage here in the US- Beware men of England... I'm on my way!!

as long as my numbers get picked.