He's faster than a bullet/stronger than a train/he's the one who got lucky/got his cape around Miss Lois Lane

I don't care WHAT the superman costume looks like... Brandon Routh is on the cover of the new EW and I think his amazing hotness is going to be too distracting for me. I'll probably have to see the movie 10 times or so before I'll be able to focus on anything like... oh, the plot. Keep in mind- this picture? This is a *bad* one okay? Not doing him justice:


Although apparently I have to see the first 2 Superman films as this one is meant to take place after them. Interesting. And Bosworth is watching Katharine Hepburn films to prepare for the part. Oh, Bosworth... good luck with that. Like I'll even be able to notice her there until the 11th viewing.

And he's from Iowa. Small-town Iowa boy. I'm starting to agree with Lily- send all the hot people to their own island, it's very depressing to have them around. It's sort of torture. La tortura, if you will. (Giving it up for The Shakira Proposal!)

aye. aye. ayyyye. (sorry that was my Shakira impression- really doesn't translate well when written, you must hear it to appreciate)

um. Weirdness. I have been in a major Nicole Kidman mood lately (i had a dream about her last week, the night she walked up to that paparazzi bastard and told him that he was very rude) so I've been having a little Kidman marathon. Smack dab in the middle of it (Peacemaker; Practical Magic; Eyes Wide Shut) and I sign on IMDB today to discover that... It's her birthday! She's 38 today! 38. Which means, that when she was my age she was making the very movies I'm watching today. She'd already done To Die For and Portrait of a Lady... and I'm working part time in retail. Go me!!

ah well. Brandon Routh pictures await. To be looked at. And coveted. *sigh*

subject line: Spin Doctors: "Jimmy Olsen's Blues" from Pocket Full of Kryptonite