so continuing the strange new trend of dreams about book events- I dreamt last night that Dave and I went to a Nicole Richie book signing. And after she signed Dave's MULTIPLE COPIES of her novel, he ripped into her about what a stupid useless ho she was. I felt really bad and when it was my turn to get my book signed, shook her hand & told her that I really admired her. Awesome.
and now for a Q.
How old do you wish you were?
22 was really good. 22 didn't suck as much.
Where were you when 9/11 happened?
I was in my room watching SCREAM on dvd when my mom called to tell me what happened.
What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
kick them, curse them... and then give them more of it.
Do you consider yourself kind?
yes. too damn kind. although i've been told that i'm actually not a very nice person.
When you see a homeless person on the side of the road, what do you think?
"that could be me in a month."
If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
if i HAD to? like if the tattoo police held me down? um. it would be the sanskrit character for "Kylie." nah. I truly can't think of anything that I'd want permanently inked on my skin. maybe something to do with music.
If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
this is a tough call- spanish or japanese, so that i could watch some of my favorite movies without subtitles. Go Almódovar & Kurosawa!!
Do you know your neighbors?
no. oh wait! Mordecai!
What do you consider a vacation?
more than a week away from work.
Do you follow your horoscope?
no. and i'll make fun of you for following yours.
Would you move for the person you loved?
um. to get away from him...
Are you touchy feely?
not unless it's with someone i've known for a while. i don't like to make people feel uncomfortable ;)
Do you believe that opposites attract?
sure.
Dream job?
writing.
Dream car?
Keanu Reeves' Norton bike.
Favorite channel?
BBC America
Favorite place to go on weekends?
Central Park!!
Showers or Baths?
showers
Do you paint your nails?
nope. i'm not that glam.
What do you like the most about yourself?
that i look like 10 years younger than i am? wait, is that really shallow?
What do you like the least?
pretty much everything else.
Do you trust people easily?
not so much, no.
Do you live alone?
no i have 3 roommates.
What truly frightens you?
random acts of violence
What are your phobias?
flying. driving. heights.
Do you want kids?
no. but apparently i really want a puppy.
Do you keep a handwritten journal?
sort of. random pages from time to time.
Where would you rather be right now?
1994. Saturday night. Family's out of town. I've ordered from Domino's. I've got wine coolers. I'm doing a puzzle. I'm listening to new cds- frente! Juliana Hatfield. Melissa Ferrick. things were much easier then and i was a lot happier.
Who would you like to be more honest with?
the one person i'm never 100% honest with would be my dad.
Who makes you feel guilty?
me. "it's me who is my enemy/me who beats me up/me who makes the monsters..."
Are you a heavy or light sleeper?
heavy. unless there's someone drilling and hammering in the room RIGHT OVER MY FUCKING BEDROOM AT 9:00 AM ON THE WEEKEND!!!!
Are you a good dancer?
no. i am a legendary bad dancer.
Are you paranoid?
no. yes. what have you heard??
Are you impatient?
i actually think i have the patience of a saint- it takes a lot for me to become impatient.
Who can you relate to?
not a lot of people. oh, and Nicole Richie.
Would you ever have plastic surgery?
no. wait, is a tummy tuck plastic surgery? then... ok.
Would you ever break the law?
no. i'm embarassingly goody goody.
Do you believe in the afterlife?
yes. there's a great bar there where you can go see Ella & Louis play anytime you want. i can't fucking wait!
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