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The two best things i've read on tribe.net (not going to mention the slight jolt i had when someone mistakenly said we should celebrate the 25th anniversary of TWIN PEAKS. they were off by ten years, which is good because I'm not really used to being able to celebrate 20 years of something I was alive for- like 20 years since I saw the Go-Go's in concert... much less 25)

"once you go mac, you never go back." (especially true when you see that really hot guys tend to work at the Apple Store)
"fist me like a muppet." (which i thought was a joke, but then saw the picture that will haunt me until the day I die...)

and a joke i got from an AOL peep:
A woman takes a lover during the day while her husband is at work. Her 9 year old son comes home unexpectedly, sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the little boy is already in there. The little boy says, "Dark in here." The man says, "Yes, it is." Boy - "I have a baseball."  Man - "That's nice."  Boy - "Want to buy it?"  Man - "No, thanks."  Boy - "My Dad's outside."  Man - "OK, how much?"  Boy - "$250"
In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the lover are in  the closet together.  Boy - "Dark in here." Man - "Yes, it is."  Boy - "I have a baseball glove."  The lover remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"  Boy - "$750" Man - "Fine."
A few days later, the father says to the boy, " Grab your glove, let's go outside and have a game of catch."   The boy says, "I can't, I sold my baseball and my glove." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" Boy -"$1,000"     The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that ... that is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to  church and make you confess." They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.   The boy says, "Dark in here."  The priest says, "Don't start that   shit again."

And some more iPod craziness:
best transition: nine inch nails "Perfect Drug"  to Digital Underground "Kiss You Back"
("without you everything falls apart... without you, it's not as much fun to pick up the pieces... shimmy shimmy coco pop... shimmy shimmy coco pop..")
strangest side by side: it played the Soul Miner's Daughter version of "Good to You" and immediately went into Jennifer's solo version of it. how weird is that?? How weird is it that i'm talking about it like anyone other than Lisa has a clue who I mean??