come to me when things go wrong & there's no love to light the way...

so here are some surveys from MYSPACE. I can't help it, I must answer them all!!

1). Have you ever been searched by the cops? Nope. And not for lack of trying- in fact the other night on 23rd street there were like 50 cops on bikes. I got very excited and we almost didn't make it to see SERENITY on time, because I wanted to hop on the back of a bike. Yeah, so what? I have a fetish.

2). Do you close your eyes on rollercoasters? No! You'd miss the whole thing!!

3). When's the last time you've been sleigh riding? Nope. In Miami we don't have the required elements for sleigh riding. Maybe this winter.

4). Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone? Alone... I tend to take up the whole bed. Plus, I toss & turn all night, which would probably annoy anyone else. Of course that's not really a problem at this point. *sigh*

5). Do you believe in Ghosts? I do! We're supposed to have one at work, actually.

6). Do you consider yourself creative? I used to, but I think the well is sucked dry. And that depresses the hell out of me.

7). Do you think O.J. killed his wife? Yes. And I'm so glad I was like the only person at the B&N in Kendall not to ever see him.

8). Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie? I used to like Angelina, until I realized: No. But after having several recurring dreams about Jennifer Aniston in which she gave me vital career advice (she suggested, over a BBQ dinner, that I apply for a job at Home Depot), I've taken a shine to her. So Aniston.

9). Can you honestly say you know anything about politics? No. Which is really embarrassing. I'm such a meathead.

10). Do you know how to play poker? No. Despite having acted in a short film CALLED "The Poker Game" in which my character WON a poker game. I'm so not method.

11). Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? I have the memory of this occuring. Can't remember when exactly. I think probably when I got my ibook!!

12). Do you kill bugs that are in the house? I do, but then I feel bad about it.

14). If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around..do you go through red lights? Despite having spent about 4 hours in the Brooklyn DMV this month, I don't drive. So big fat N/A.

15). Do you have a secret that no one knows but you? Yeah. We all do.

16). Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees? I have no opinion, but I'd be disowned by my family if I said the Yankees, so... go Sox!

17). Have you ever Ice Skated? No, although I used to roller skate every single day.

18). How often do you remember your dreams? Quite often. And then I relate them to others, even when they are semi-humiliating.

19). When was the last time you laughed so hard you cried? Possibly during Monday Night's episode of ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT- the funniest show on television. EVER!!

20). Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles? My favorite- "Blackbird" "Day Tripper" "All You Need Is Love" "Two of Us" "We Can Work It Out"

22). Do you believe in love at first sight? Perhaps, Perhaps, Perhaps.

23). Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is? No. "Is it a dwarf?" (if anyone recognizes that quote, they have earned my undying love & admiration)

24). Do you always wear your seatbelt? Yes. Always. Even though I haven't been in a car for more than 2 months (woohoo!)

25). What talent do you wish you had? I really wish I was musical. I wish I was Aimee Mann!!

26). Do you like Sushi? In all fairness, I've never tried it. But I don't care for seafood.

27). Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident? The infamous car accident on Sunset Drive during my senior year. The theme song to Twin Peaks will never play without me thinking about that car spinning around in the rain.

28). What do you wear to bed? Back when I had a bedroom with a lock on the door, I'd strip down to my boxers. Sometimes less than that, which was always nice. Now that anyone could come into my room at any moment, I've become a lot more Victorian: T-shirt and pajama pants.

29). Have you ever been caught stealing? No. Stealing is bad- this is on EVERY SURVEY!! I'm going to write a book: Shoplifting Nation.

30). Does size matter? Not to me. Although I do have a friend who's quite the size queen. ;)

31). Do you truly hate anyone? I truly hate Paris Hilton. You can't blame me for that.

32). Rock and Roll or Rap? Rock. I can only listen to Rap when it's not ignorant, misogynistic shit.

33). If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be? Christian Bale. No question.

34). Do you have a relative in prison? Not that I know of. But we're all waiting for David to get busted for stalking Maya Rudolph, so...

35). Have you ever sang in front of the mirror like your favorite singer? Yeah, when I was 11 I did a kickass Madonna. But I swear that I don't do it anymore. Well, if Kylie's on my stereo...

36). Do you know how to play chess? No. I kick ass at Trivial Pursuit, though.

37). What food do you find disgusting? Macaroni & Cheese makes me literally gag.

38). Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours?" Yeah. In fact, just the other... um. nevermind.

39). Have you ever made fun of your friends behind their back? Yeah, but in all fairness, I make fun of my friends (and apparently, their moms) to their faces all the time.

40). Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew? Yes. In the lamest of ways.

41. Have you ever been punched in the face? No, I'm not a fighting man.

42. When is the last time you threw up from drinking too much? Never. I'm sober & get to avoid that kinda fun.

43. Have you ever walked out on a movie at the theater? Yes- Dee Snider's STRANGELAND. awful, awful movie. When they were hanging Robert Englund up by his nipples, we called it quits.

44. Do you ever sit through a bad movie, just to see how bad it can get? No. Although I did sit through KUNG FU HUSTLE in it's entirety waiting for it to get better. I'm much more likely to sit through bad television to see how bad it will get. For example: America's Next Top Model, which Lily & I watched in the hopes that the models would all be shot during the finale.

45. Would you consider yourself obsessed with anything? YEAH. Movies. Music. Books. Men. Mostly movies.

46. Have you ever met someone famous that you really wanted to meet? Yes. In the last month- Neil Gaiman & Parker Posey (ok she was on the phone, but I'm counting it!)

47. Have you ever been stood up? No. But I don't make a lot of dates, you know.

48. When's the last time you screamed at the top of your lungs? I don't remember. Probably sometime during my troubled teens. And probably at my mom. I was an asshole.

49. Did you ever do something that you didn't want to, just to fit in? I'm sure that at some point during those troubled teens, I did.

50. Do you consider yourself "the biggest fan" of something? Well, Lisa is definitely the Indigo Girls biggest fan. Shawn is Aimee's. Maybe I'm Bic Runga's. oh! I know.. Matty. I'm Matty's biggest fan.

------yet still more----
how far can you jump? For your love?

have you ever fallen off a skateboard? Nope. But... I've probably never ridden a skateboard.

do you like to play tennis? No, but I did used to like watching Andy Roddick do.

is beef bad? I like it. It's probably not the best thing you can eat. I made my first hamburger this week!

how many fingers do you have? I wonder if I know anyone who will answer with a different number. 10.

have you ever heard of terry gilliam? Yeah, he's a kick ass director. "Brazil" "Time Bandits" "Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas"

is pot a drug? Dude, just make the shit legal & get over it already. I don't care.

do you take steriods for sexual purposes? Do people really do that? Um. no. I only use steroids for bodybuilding purposes.

are you a schizo? It seems that way sometimes.

do you want to be one? Let me be the one you run to. Let me be the one you come to, when you need someone to turn to. Let me be the one.

is batman your favorite comic hero? Nope. Raven is.

are you a god awful christian? I'm not one of the God Awful ones. I'm not about organized religion at all, but do have faith.

do you like reese's pieces? Yes. Yes, I do.

umm, whats your favoirte candy? Skittles, for sure.

how about alcoholic beverage? I don't drink. Although I recently tried a delectable delight called Bourbon Balls that I fully endorse.

would you ever consider owning a monkey thats addicted to coke? Robbie Williams wrote a song about that.

have you ever gone to rehab? Nope. Although if they've got one for disc addiction, send me.

are you addicted to sex? Safe to say, no. Please don't touch me.

how about pokemon? Pokemon? What am I, six?

if you could be any pokemon character what would you be? The one that kills all of the other Pokemons?

whats your favorite sex position? Ummm... is it too revealing to say The Princeton Rub?

are you really small? I don't know how comfortable I am with this question.

waffles are good, eh? I've been living on waffles here, so yeah- they rock. Plus? Foodtown? 3 boxes for 5 bucks. That's 30 WAFFLES, PEOPLE!!!